Midnight Mac (A True Story)

The other night

Me: I'm hungry. I AM SO HUNGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!!! And my wine isn't working.

(Not kidding. I did say that. Obviously it was working enough for me to not realize it wasn't working. Luckily I was headache free the next day)

M: Well, what do you want?

Me: I don't care. I AM HUNGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY! Oh my freaking goodness if I don't eat I AM GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Some time later. I walk into the kitchen.

Me: Why is it so hot in here? What are you doing?

M: You said you were hungry.

Me: But not that! I don't like that stuff. This sucks! And my wine isn't working (pouring more wine into the glass)

More time passes. I go back into the kitchen.

M: Here. It's done.

Me: Ugh. It's not crunchy enough. (grabbed a sleeve of saltines and pulverize them) That should do it.

M: ...

Three bites later

Me: I don't want this.

M: ....

M: Leave it on the table, I'll eat it in the morning.

Moral of the story - Should have just had take out. I am way too picky when I drink. And M has a tremendous about of patience.

Dinner For One

Really. I’ve been very hungry lately.

Is It Kosher?

Why yes... it is.

It is a common misconception belief in my class that food will help retain the audience's attention. I can tell you that this is not true at all- I don't remember the content of any presentation where they gave me food. There may have been talk about vaccinations, but I'm not entirely sure. There was a lot of candy, that's definite... and a lot of time for me to figure out the pattern in which to eat this candy (but don't tell everyone, my OCD is still on the low)

Back to the picture above. This day was an exceptionally long day, so long that I started losing my mind and now I have a tumblr page. Near the end of one presentation, they started distributing food, which I paid no attention to... until these chips came my way.

I've never really had good experiences with kosher food. I worked at a facility that was Kosher and the bringing of non-Kosher food was a big no-no (but we did it anyways). The meals they provided always seemed to be missing something (coughcoughflavorcoughcough) and almost always undercooked (especially the chicken). These chips? Okay, but it seemed very taste muted.

I ate my handful and refused additional helpings. My classmates on the other hand, kept on eating.

Obviously, hunger beats out taste any day.

Would It Be Bad

If I said I wanted to go back to Chipotle again today? Just for chips and salsa. And maybe a bowl of rice and black beans.

Oh and M... if you're reading this at work- can hit up Chopper after work? We're out of beer and I don't think my car can handle the drive.